ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just found puke in my bra..
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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