I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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