I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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