absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i came on her dog
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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