this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just pee around me
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
You don't make any sense
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