Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
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We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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