I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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