Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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