I think my vagina is haunted
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
You left your phone here
Wait...
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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