Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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