This girl is more easily done than said...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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