she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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