I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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