The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Randomize
