this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
time to smoke my breakfast
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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