You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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