I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
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So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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