Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
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I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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