Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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