Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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