he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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