I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I'm bleeding and have questions
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