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If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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