Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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