He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
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I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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