yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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