WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
