one two three fourrrrnication!
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
he thought i was a dude.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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