I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
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I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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