I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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