Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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