how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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