I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
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I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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