wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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