He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
Randomize