There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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