nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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