just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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