She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
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You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
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High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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