Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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