I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
