I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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