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there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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