I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
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Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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