We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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they're like a gay fantastic four
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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