You're completely useless in the revolution.
I didn't shave. On purpose
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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