im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
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Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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