Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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