i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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