I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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