Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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