but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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