its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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