So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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