we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
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also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
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