the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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