I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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