I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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