I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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