i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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